I update so rarely ...

But today, I'm really excited. See, before I wanted to be anything, I wanted to be a paleontologist. You know, the Dinosaur Diggers. Even after I decided it was time to become a comedian, I saw Jurassic Park in the theater 6 times. I watch "Walking with Dinosaurs" on DVD, and ... err ... do Velociraptor impressions during shows.

And today, we got one step closer. Scientists were forced to break open a T-Rex bone to shove it onto a helicopter ... and they found CELLS inside!!

This is a First.

I mean, in theory, we've just stumbled on a great big beautiful Pandora's Box. I pray we open it. I mean, it's not like we found a Deinonychus cell. It's a T-REX! The mind staggers at the chances of that happening.

I don't mind if the dinosaurs get loose and kill us all. To be eaten by a dinosaur would be a hero's death.