Before I post my modest rewrite of the Declaration of Independence, I just thought I'd share this link:

For those that don't know, it's a medley of the Super Mario Bros. themes, played on piano by a true fan.

Oh, and stay till the end. He's fast.


Message from Brianna (friend of Tess), to Jim:


Hey, I'm so sorry we didn't make it to your show. When are you going to be in Dublin? I'd really like to come watch. Here's my email addy: $%*@&#^($^.com

Message from Tess, to Jim:

I hope Heather doesn't hate me.